KFC = Kill with Fried Chicken

KFC is trying to kill us. I am convinced. I heard about this new sandwich, the Double Down Sandwich that is being test marketed in Rhode Island and Nebraska. If you haven't heard, let me describe it for you. It is two breaded chicken breasts, bacon, two kinds of cheese and sauce. Notice anything missing? THE BREAD!! The chicken breasts are substituted for bread. Behold:

This is not appetizing. This is scary. It made me mad. Seriously! I called my co-worker just to rant about it. Aren't people dying from obesity related illnesses? Diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, high cholesterol - this is what I see when I look at this thing. I can no longer call it a sandwich because it is sans bread. This is a parody of a sandwich. People are free to make their own food choices, good or bad, but why offer such an obviously bad choice?

Remember the KFC meal bowls? Mashed potatoes, topped by corn, topped by fried chicken, topped by gravy, topped by melted cheese. Again, WTF KFC? If you eat this, please save your body the work and just stuff this meal directly into your arteries.